I'm angry...

These five things made me angry today:

I'm angry because my hand is to fat to fit in the bottom of the prickles can

I'm angry because mornings....exist

I'm angry because its not “socially acceptable” to walk up to someone attractive and ask them to take off their clothes

I'm angry because Brittany Spears getting married for 55 hours, doesn't ruin the “sanctity of marriage” but a gay couple does

And I'm angry because contrary to popular belief, I am not Beyonce. 

xoxo