Friday, March 29, 2013

Life questions



Usually people talk about life's unanswerable questions. Their usually deep, meaningful and they make you think. But I think that these, not so meaningful, questions are just as important. And if somebody out there knows the answer to any of them, please, god, tell me!?
Lets begin:
If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables and olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?
What do blind people see in their dreams?
If a deaf person is born deaf, what language does the little voice in their head speak?
If Spongebob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom, doesn't that just make him a tampon?
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
Why is it called alcoholics anonymous, if you start off by telling everyone your name?
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly then why did it fall off in the first place?
On Halloween does Lady Gaga just dress normally?
Which songs from today become classics in the future?
Why does your noes run when you cry?
Can Eminem's daughter rap?
Is anyone in the world allergic to water?
And then answer this one out loud: If a quiz makes you quizzical, then what does a test make you?
Hihi, get it?
xoxo

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